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'Kicks a little.'

"Never hunt when you're hungry."

"Look! He's found my scent!"

Track & Field & Stream

'OK, your deer hunting license seems to be in order. But I still think that you are one sick and twisted individual.'

'Sounds like that duck is right on top of us.'

Smiley

'You're being ridiculous, Bob - I have NOT been ogling the 12 point buck!'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"Careful! There's a hunter hiding in that bush over there!"

To lure you prey in, set an appropriate decoy.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Deer Season Open.

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A Club Sandwitch.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

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