Humorist In Hunting Mugs

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'The circle is complete!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Burnout Syndrome...

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Spot Quiz....

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"Nasty sunburn."

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Soccer coach of the year.

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Shakespeare Ave

Milkjet Skiing