Hunting Humor Fan Mugs

"The fact is I don't know a single damn story about any of them. I just rent the place furnished."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Garden variety allergies."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Burnout Syndrome...

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Spot Quiz....

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"Nasty sunburn."

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Soccer coach of the year.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Milkjet Skiing

'Camel'