Hunting Humor Mugs

'I missed the deer, but I winged an environmentalist,'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Computers affect real life.

'Can I see your license,please?'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

'Pass the ball, Kevin Don't try to dribble your way out of trouble'

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

Reindeer hiding from hunter

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'

'A bow and arrow CAN'T jam!'

120 yards...cross-breeze...over water. Hand me a 20 gauge.

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

Colonel Bagshot.

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

"I wish he'd wait until I'd shot the bloody bird before trying to retrieve it."

Bears hunting men

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

'Great catch.' - 'Yes, it caught me.'

House Hunters

'Rusty, do it like everyone else, will you!'

'Native wildlife self preservation.'

"This neighborhood still attracts the occasional exile."