Humorists Of Hunting Mugs

'They cut my hours at work, so to save money I've decided to do my own taxidermy!'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Computers affect real life.

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Can I see your license,please?'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

The first Airbender!

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

'Pass the ball, Kevin Don't try to dribble your way out of trouble'

"Are you talking to me?"

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