Humorists Of Hunting T-Shirts

'They cut my hours at work, so to save money I've decided to do my own taxidermy!'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Deer Season Open.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Computers affect real life.

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'Can I see your license,please?'

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

The first Airbender!

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

Smiley

"Are you talking to me?"