Funny Moments Seeker Pillows

'That's the last time you have a sip of coffee.'

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

A child stares at a spotted dog with the same pattern on its fur as his mother's dress.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"What the hell took so long?"

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Malfunctioning geyser

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"This does not make us friends."

Son burying his dad in sand

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

Chair massages.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"Is the snapper fresh?"

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

"It's the only 'L' word you can click on."

Dog on skates.

'And...?'

Corkscrewed wine bottle.

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

Genie and the lamp, "It's the delux model."

Working from home

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

Hound dog sniffing and pointing at bunny slippers.

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'

I've got something to tell you, Axel, but it's kind of upsetting, so you should really be sitting down. So

Man pelted with golf balls.

"After this, miss Darrow, tell your boyfriend to meet you for lunch at the front entrance like everyone else."

Woo-hoo! My pants are stuck to my socks! Woo-hoo! Ecstatic cling. (This cartoon was originally published on 2004-12-06)

Austin gets butt dialed.