Funny Moments Fanatic Pillows

Son burying his dad in sand

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"What the hell took so long?"

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Malfunctioning geyser

"This does not make us friends."

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

Humps ahead.

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

'And...?'

Allegator in the Waiting Room

Working from home

"He's a cross between a great dane and a bicycle pump. . . and really puts the wind up the postman."

'Do you know how hard Daddy had to work to get all those dinosaur brains?'

"Did you know the Sun is 93 million miles from Earth?"

'I always carry my hammer, incase we're shipwrecked, and I need it to crack coconuts.'

'That's the last time you have a sip of coffee.'

Hound dog sniffing and pointing at bunny slippers.