Funny Moments Aficionado Pillows

Hound dog sniffing and pointing at bunny slippers.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"What the hell took so long?"

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Malfunctioning geyser

"You and your daft inventions."

"This does not make us friends."

Son burying his dad in sand

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Welcome to our meeting!

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

Spinach Dating.

A close encounter of the awkward kind

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"Michael. ... That's my sleazeball of an ex-husband's name."

Lion Toupee

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

Gavin was keen to make a good impression on his first day at work.

"It's the only 'L' word you can click on."

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'