Funny Moments Aficionado Mugs

Hound dog sniffing and pointing at bunny slippers.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"What the hell took so long?"

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Malfunctioning geyser

"You and your daft inventions."

"This does not make us friends."

Son burying his dad in sand

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Welcome to our meeting!

Spinach Dating.

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

A close encounter of the awkward kind

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Lion Toupee

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

"Michael. ... That's my sleazeball of an ex-husband's name."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

Mel forgets to zip up his fanny pack before breakdancing.

'Hi honey, take me off the speakerphone.'

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'