Funny Moments Mugs

"This does not make us friends."

Austin gets butt dialed.

Man pelted with golf balls.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"What the hell took so long?"

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Malfunctioning geyser

"Two boys from legal to see you."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Son burying his dad in sand

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

'And...?'

'Do you know how hard Daddy had to work to get all those dinosaur brains?'

"Papi! Baldo broke my favorite pencil!"

'HEYYY!! He's cheating!'

Working from home

'That's the last time you have a sip of coffee.'

"Dad, what does two and two make?"

"The plumber is here."

Hound dog sniffing and pointing at bunny slippers.

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'