Funny Moments Gifts

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"This does not make us friends."

Woo-hoo! My pants are stuck to my socks! Woo-hoo! Ecstatic cling. (This cartoon was originally published on 2004-12-06)

I'm pretty sure it's because they want my bark amplified.

Austin gets butt dialed.

Man pelted with golf balls.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"What the hell took so long?"

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Malfunctioning geyser

"Two boys from legal to see you."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Son burying his dad in sand

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"I don't have the heart to tell her."

"It's the only 'L' word you can click on."

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

'And...?'

'HEYYY!! He's cheating!'

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