Funny Moment Seeker Pillows

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Too much monkey business...

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Children's Entertainer

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Call me!"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"This does not make us friends."

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

'I love rock festivals!'

Turn Down For What.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"You know damn well what noise!"