Quirky Situations Lover Gifts

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"I love you, you big fool."

"We have a favor to ask."

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"Dang...it seems that the mouse I had for lunch got reincarnated as a bird...."

"I think mine likes yours, too!"

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

'You're a nice guy and all that, but I'm looking for somebody more symmetrical.'

The M.R.I. of Love

'Yes, we do deliver to golf courses. What hole are you on?'

'Reading between the lines Colin began to suspect that a second date was unlikely!'

'Happy Christmas! I got you a card.' - 'Oh, thanks.' - 'Sorry it's damp... I licked the envelope too hard.' - 'Oh, right.' - 'If you rub it on your face, it's like we're kissing.' - 'Oh, no... quick! Give me your hat!'

Woman Dancing.

'Do you take this woman...'-'Sorry just got a call coming through.'

A man walking a dog passes a man walking a snowman.

"Thanks and here's some gas money."

The Boarding-House