Quirky Situations Lover Pillows

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"I love you, you big fool."

"We have a favor to ask."

"It's marzipan pigs."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

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"I think mine likes yours, too!"

"Dang...it seems that the mouse I had for lunch got reincarnated as a bird...."

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

'You're a nice guy and all that, but I'm looking for somebody more symmetrical.'

The M.R.I. of Love

'Reading between the lines Colin began to suspect that a second date was unlikely!'

'Do you take this woman...'-'Sorry just got a call coming through.'

Happy Valentine's Day! My friend is looking for a valentine's day date. She asked me to build her ideal man. She wants him to be tall and smart so I made him with long legs and a big brain. He has great ears so he's a good listener, and an extra funny bone so he has a wonderful sense of humor. Most important, I was very careful when working on his chest. Her ideal man must have his heart in the right place. Will you be my valentine?

'Happy Christmas! I got you a card.' - 'Oh, thanks.' - 'Sorry it's damp... I licked the envelope too hard.' - 'Oh, right.' - 'If you rub it on your face, it's like we're kissing.' - 'Oh, no... quick! Give me your hat!'

Woman Dancing.

"OK, let's go over your sales pitch one more time."

'Yes, we do deliver to golf courses. What hole are you on?'

The Boarding-House

"Thanks and here's some gas money."