'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'
Phone Call Escapologist Pillows
Bring comfort and humor together with pillows that celebrate the phone call escapologist's talent. Ideal for cozying up while making a clever statement in any space.
"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."
You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.
"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
'I'm not very good at mingling.'
Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',
"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"
'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'
Guru levitates while wife vacuums.
'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'
"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"
Houdini 2019
"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"
"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"
'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...'
"Please hold...for music while you wait..."
"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."
'Wait for me!'
"Someone wants to talk to you about your jeep's extended warranty."
"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."
"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."
'I've got to go, Alice, you know how the boss frowns on personal calls.'
'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'
'Jane It used to be jungle out there'
Tortured by music
"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"
"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."
"He's ready to retire but the removal of the triple lock could be a problem."
"And now we come to the award for Escapologist of The Year. . ."
"Now remember, act normal!"
"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh..."
"Please go to voicemail...please go to voice...Oh Hi...so glad I caught you!"
Keys Under the Mat
'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'
Phone Call Escapologist Pillows Collection
Phone Call Escapologist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the phone call escapologist. Perfect for adding humor and personality to their coffee or tea routine.
Phone Call Escapologist Prints
Browse our prints celebrating the phone call escapologist’s clever skills. Perfect for decorating the home with humor and style.
Phone Call Escapologist T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts dedicated to the phone call escapologist. A witty way to showcase their talent for slip-away during conversations.