Overtime Escapologist Pillows

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

The Workaholics Building

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

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"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'

'How could you have worked in your previous job for 35 years? You're only 32 years old. I did a lot of overtime.'

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Workaholic

Big pile of paperwork coming your way...

Houdini 2019

'It hasn't gone unnoticed by management how much extra time you've been spending in the office...so here's a bill to repay the electricity you've used.'

Overworked colleague calling the Samaritans.