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Boo!

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

Houdini's infancy.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

Houdini 2019

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

Teacher's Lounge

'Wait for me!'

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

Tortured by music

Back to School Jitters

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'