Educational Escapologist Gifts

Boo!

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

'The entire building has settled seven inches since the first day of school due to the weight of the students' backpacks.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

Houdini's infancy.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

Houdini 2019

As I understand it, if the ancient Greeks had had television to watch and video games to play, we wouldn't be stuck with all this stupid geometry.

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

'Wait for me!'

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

Teacher's Lounge

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

Tortured by music

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'