Education Escapists Gifts

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

Vending machine that supplies homework answers.

"My education was a nightmare! Bullying, time-outs, bickery and tipsy-teachers!"

Ethics exam cheater.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Nervous Oral Testing

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

Mary had a little spam

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

Back to school anchor

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

As I understand it, if the ancient Greeks had had television to watch and video games to play, we wouldn't be stuck with all this stupid geometry.

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

Please wait to be yelled at.

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'