Education Escapists Prints

'I'm beginning to enjoy these long walks with you every day.'

Vending machine that supplies homework answers.

"My education was a nightmare! Bullying, time-outs, bickery and tipsy-teachers!"

Ethics exam cheater.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Nervous Oral Testing

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

Mary had a little spam

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

Back to school anchor

Good luck with all the revision!!!

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

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