Education Escapees Prints

Please wait to be yelled at.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'But I digress...'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

Back to school anchor

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

As I understand it, if the ancient Greeks had had television to watch and video games to play, we wouldn't be stuck with all this stupid geometry.

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

Teacher's Lounge

Last day of school.

Bank Student Loan Dept. You're only repaying a small fraction of your student loans? Yeah, because at this point I've forgotten almost everything I learned in college.

Abandon claculators all ye who enter here.

Parents happy that student has dropped out of university.

"I will now open the floor to questions. Bye bye!"

"In many Latin American countries, Columbus Day is celebrated as 'Dia de la Raza.' In The Bahamas, it's called 'Discovery Day.' In Argentina, it's known as 'Day of the Americas.'"

Catskills

"Two more days and school's out for summer! No more homework, no more tests, no more teachers..."