Chore Escapologist T-Shirts

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Out of office - Please leave your emails in the inbox next door.'

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

Houdini 2019

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

Cat Chores

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

'Wait for me!'

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

Tortured by music

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

"I fled from suppression, torture, exploitation and bullies."