Seaside Escapees Pillows

Romance at the Beach

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

No early morning tea past this landing

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Delivery."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"You can speak freely- this is a private beach."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

The End Of The Pier Is Nigh!

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

Heavenly Desert Islands.

A Real Working Vacation.

'So, it's you Captain! Where were you when the ship hit the iceberg?'

'Welcome to I shell.'

"Happy New Year Ahahaha hahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahaha"

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Sunbloc 1000

"What luck!"