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"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Now you can send it."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Desert Island Mishap

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Saved...life is good!

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

Emergency Pants

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Delivery."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.