Tropical Island Dreamers Pillows

'Hey, at least I'm not a cliche.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Lounging by the pool

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

"We've got a problem."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

~ S.O.S.

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"I spy something blue."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

That's my summer place.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

The Sun Bather