Dream Island Explorers Gifts

Ocean Views

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Desert Island Mishap

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"We've got a problem."

A dream of consequence

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

A workaholic's dream.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"I spy something blue."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."