Dream Discoverers T-Shirts

"I have a reoccuring dream that I am back in school, and suddenly I realize that I'm not wearing my mask."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Home Sweet Home

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

The toothfairy

"We've got a problem."

"FREEDOM!!!"

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

~ S.O.S.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"I spy something blue."