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'The only thing wrong with you, Tom, is that you're almost too good to be true.'

'Sigh ... there's nothing good on in my brain again. Guess I'll just go to bed.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'His imaginary friend's been bullying him again...'

It's like a whole other world down there!!

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'Stop bossing me around or I won't be your imaginary friend anymore!'

'His imaginary playmate got sent to juvie.'

'I know it's not snowing, that's why I need lots of mashed potatoes to build a snow man!'

'In the old days, your Grandma and I watched TV with rabbit ears.'

"Broom! Broom!"

Seafront Hotel.

'Reality is just an escape from your fantasies.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'Hurray imagination!'

'These budget cuts can really test a kid's imagination.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"Can you turn around so we can brush?"

"I also have two vacation homes; One in the foothills of Virginia and one in Sandals Jamaica."

"He looks so peaceful when he's asleep."

I say, Billy, 'ere's a gipsy! Let's 'ave our fortins telled!

"Read me the story again about the closet monster."

People nuggets. Now made with real people.

The future was supposed to be cooler than the one we got.

Harry Fent, Human Being. Disclaimer...

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

The Artist

"Do me next."