Cartoon Escapist Gifts

'We caught him trying to escape to another cartoon, sire.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Last Chance For Reality

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

'Get me the coast.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"I'm skipping that movie and waiting for the theme park ride."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Zoo Employees

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Fish get smart.

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

American Idle

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

Prison Paintings

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Liking the Exit.

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

Virtual Reality Check

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Don Quixote

'When you get back from Narnia, the vacuum will be waiting for you.'

5-6 Happy Hour. . . 6-7 Letdown Hour.

"That film broke all records for keeping that key 16 to 39 year old demographic distracted from reality."