Tv Escapist Gifts

Prison.

'I'll start my run at the next commercial break!!'

We now return you to reality, which is already in progress.

'There's nothing on TV. Let's read... I can't believe I said that.'

'Why are you watching this Escapist shit?'

Forced Grin.

"All this news is so troubling. Let's watch something, funny, light and whimsical!"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Rising Gas Prices

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I'm skipping that movie and waiting for the theme park ride."

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Not again!"

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

Message in a bottle.

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

Hiding From Social Media

American Idle

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

Virtual Reality Check