Tv Escapist Mugs

Prison.

'I'll start my run at the next commercial break!!'

We now return you to reality, which is already in progress.

'There's nothing on TV. Let's read... I can't believe I said that.'

'Why are you watching this Escapist shit?'

Forced Grin.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Rising Gas Prices

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"I'm skipping that movie and waiting for the theme park ride."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Not again!"

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Message in a bottle.

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"I’ve recently started self-medicating with viral pet videos."

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

Hiding From Social Media

American Idle

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Virtual Reality Check

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

'Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators for a while.'