Cartoon Escapist T-Shirts

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

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Last Chance For Reality

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

'Get me the coast.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"I'm skipping that movie and waiting for the theme park ride."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Zoo Employees

Fish get smart.

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

American Idle

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Prison Paintings

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

Virtual Reality Check

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Don Quixote

Liking the Exit.

Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

Castaway Building a Sand Bridge

5-6 Happy Hour. . . 6-7 Letdown Hour.

"That film broke all records for keeping that key 16 to 39 year old demographic distracted from reality."