Fun-loving Escapologist T-Shirts

Desert Island Game

"Where the wild things were."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Houdini's infancy.

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Cot Escape.

An old lady Kitesurfing

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

Leaf Dive Score

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Rubber Ring

Monkey Handshake

Best Pals

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Monster chariot races

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Boogie your socks off."

Father and Son quality time

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

'You can read the instructions, or save a lot of time and just throw it up into a tall tree.'

"Smile!"

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

Spin the turtle.

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

Wordplay: Trampoline.