Outdoor Escapade Lovers Pillows

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

Himalayan Climbers Fail. . .

Bitchbark Canoe

'Not that net!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

'Echo Tourism'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Snooker Golf.

Collies Without Borders

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Rock Climber

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"Well what does the GPS say?"