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Beaver Las Vegas

"Sorry, Ted. Generally, what happens in the pants stays in the pants."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

Too Much?

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

Lady Liberty Cools Off

A tortoise walks away from a poker game, having lost its shell.

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

"I can't even deal."

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

Viva Las Vegas.

Rams butting in bumper cars.

Hail Mary investment fund

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

Nashville Peacock

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'