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'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Most liberal slots on The Strip

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

Addicted gambler.

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Slot machine with tip slot.

"I can't even deal."

"He loved Vegas."

Casino

'Sorry, this machine only takes small bills.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

King Kongs first christmas

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Party Time!

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Entering New York City - Check it out

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

"You didn't say this was a business lunch!"

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'