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'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"They were right. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

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'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

The Echoes at Killarney

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"It looked different on the internet."

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

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'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

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"I can't even deal."

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

Planning for retirement in a casino.