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Zombie standup

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

The Echoes at Killarney

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"It looked different on the internet."

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Too Much?

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

Free WiFi

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

"I can't even deal."

Viva Las Vegas.

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

Planning for retirement in a casino.

An affair to remember.

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'