'I thought since we can't have the Queen...'
Vegas Trip Pillows
Add some Vegas flair to your home decor with pillows that evoke the bright lights and fun energy of Sin City—perfect for reliving your favorite trip moments.
Zombie standup
"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
"Would you care to accessorize each other?"
'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'
The Echoes at Killarney
December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.
'I need to find a loose machine like that.'
"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."
'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'
"It looked different on the internet."
"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."
"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."
'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'
'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'
'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'
'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'
'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'
Too Much?
Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.
Free WiFi
'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'
You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet
"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"
An affair to remember.
'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'
"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."
Viva Las Vegas.
'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'
"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"
"So, does this mean that what happens in Vegas never should've even happened in the first place?"
"I can't even deal."
Planning for retirement in a casino.
'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'
Vegas Trip Pillows Collection
Vegas Trip Mugs
Looking for a fun way to remember your Vegas adventure? Check out our collection of Vegas-themed mugs, perfect for starting your day with a smile.
Vegas Trip Prints
Decorate your space with colorful Vegas-inspired prints that capture the excitement and glamour of your trip. A perfect keepsake or gift.
Vegas Trip T-Shirts
Express your Vegas enthusiasm with our clever and stylish T-shirts—great for wearing during your trip or as a souvenir.