Vegas Visitor Pillows

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Gambler's Luck

'Okay, so I lost $1,000 at the penny slots. It's not like I lost it at a $5 machine.'

Zombie standup

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Iceland volcano

Too Much?

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"I can't even deal."

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

An affair to remember.

Planning for retirement in a casino.

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'That's the wine you want? I don't believe we have one with a label depicting you water-skiing naked in Vegas.'

"Striped-shirt, a faint smell of garlic: jackpot! I think this guy is coming to throw us French bread!"

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'