Vegas Traveler Pillows

The Dark Underbelly of Vegas Fountains

Zombie standup

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Overdoing it.

Scene on the English coast.

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'What a bargain!'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Seaside

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

1930's bather.

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

Too Much?

Planning for retirement in a casino.

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"I can't even deal."

Viva Las Vegas.

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'