Las Vegas Visitor T-Shirts

Zombie standup

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

Iceland volcano

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

Planning for retirement in a casino.

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'