Gamble Enthusiast Mugs

'What am I going to do now that I've won the lottery? Stay in the contracting until it runs out.'

'But I've got potential. I bought 2 lottery tickets yesterday.'

Lottery - Thank you for not telling us how you would spend the money if you win

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Dog in casino.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Destination casinos...

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Tonto Casino.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

Gambling on office building construction

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Arcade Game Baseball.