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'What am I going to do now that I've won the lottery? Stay in the contracting until it runs out.'

'But I've got potential. I bought 2 lottery tickets yesterday.'

Lottery - Thank you for not telling us how you would spend the money if you win

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Dog in casino.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Destination casinos...

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Tonto Casino.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Gambling on office building construction

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Arcade Game Baseball.

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'