Lover Of Nicknames Mugs

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

My Spam Sketchbook

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Tom Cruise

What really became of the boy named Sue.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Mr Long and Miss Short.

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

'My husband's first name? Heck, I don't know! I call him `wimp` since we met the first time'!

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

"These are my sons, Brayden, Caden, Aiden, and Maiden."

Margaret...Meatball

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

'Therefore I do christen this child 'Isyouis Oris You Ain't.''

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."