Gender Identity Topics Pillows

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"I threaten her masculinity."

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

'Oh no, not you again,'

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

"I identify as it/it."

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

'Dad What is a transsexual'

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

Biclops: "...and then I was outed in '84 and force to admit I liked the men as well as the ladies."

"Actually, it's super-'person!'"

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

'YOU again?'

'Whatever happened to the men ballsy enough to sexually harass?'