Gender Identity Guru Pillows

She - Interpreter - He.

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

Large book is labelled 'What Women Want' and much thinner book is labelled 'What Men Want'.

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

"I identify as it/it."

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

'Oh no, not you again,'

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

Department of Gender Studies

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

'YOU again?'

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

"Actually, it's super-'person!'"

"We don't need no stinkin' equal rights amendment..."

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

Tern - Trans Tern - Cistern

"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."