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Gender Symbols

"Sex brought us together, but gender drove us apart."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"With great power comes great reward."

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

"We need to hire more women."

Gabrielle Suchon

"Boy of a girl?! Don't you think it's a little early to be assigning gender?"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Trouble is, the plan has already jump-started him!'

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"Of course we have disinvited Chelsea Manning to be a fellow. Since the surgery, she's no longer a fellow, is she?"

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

Bi-Curious George

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

Department of Gender Studies

Snooki employs her children, Lorenzo and Giovanna, to announce that she will be raising her next child gender neutral.

The girl with the most curves.

"How do you feel about gender testing, Semenya?"

Shows Targeted to men/Shows targeted to women

"May I pray upon you?"

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"

"Actually, it's super-'person!'"

". . . and you are from earth?"

"Stop the presses - they've just redefined masculinity!"