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Gender Symbols

"Sex brought us together, but gender drove us apart."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"With great power comes great reward."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

"We need to hire more women."

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Trouble is, the plan has already jump-started him!'

"Boy of a girl?! Don't you think it's a little early to be assigning gender?"

Gabrielle Suchon

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

"Of course we have disinvited Chelsea Manning to be a fellow. Since the surgery, she's no longer a fellow, is she?"

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"I'm a guy on the outside, but I feel like a chick on the inside."

Bi-Curious George

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

Department of Gender Studies

". . . and you are from earth?"

Our tests indicate that you're a woman trapped in a man's body. I'd like to demand a sperm-count recount.

Shows Targeted to men/Shows targeted to women

"How do you feel about gender testing, Semenya?"

Snooki employs her children, Lorenzo and Giovanna, to announce that she will be raising her next child gender neutral.

The girl with the most curves.

"May I pray upon you?"

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

"This year I thought it would be appropriate to light a womenoran!"